50,000 Iraqi protesters took to the street today chanting slogans like "Get Out Occupier!" Geez, you're welcome for all of the democracy we gave you. What? You don't want it? You want a return to the rule of Shari'ah, the sacred Muslim law? Come on, don't you know democracy's are all happily Christian. What? Well, yeah, European democracies are almost unilaterally secular. What's that? Oh, sure, bring up India. Yeah, they are the biggest democracy in the world and yeah, they are mostly a bunch of peace loving Hindus, but come on. They are polytheists. How totally Iron Age!
Okay, Iraq. Fine. Have it your way. You just better hope that goddamn peacenik Obama gets elected or else we might have to "surge" our way into your hearts and minds!
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